Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Terbaikkk woookkkk~!!

Hellooo therreeee!!!! ari ni, td, pg td, ms sblum ak hupdate blog ni, sjenak td, ak de trbc (terbace ke or ko mmg sngaja bc???), entry minah yg super duper stylo (nk signnnn~~~), entry dia bout instruction how to care ur bby~!!

Oleh tu, ko, ko n ko, (ko yg tgh duk scroll mouse tu pn sm), sile bc entry ni dgn rs pnuh keinsafan.. knp ak pksa korg smua statik dpn lappy or pc smata2 tuk bace entry ak?? ye!! jwpnny cz lmbt or cpt, korg akn lalui gk smua ni, so lets check it out~!!

1st: TESTING BABY'S BOTTLE~!!


do: sile titipkn 3 or 4 ketul susu d prglangn tgn anda n sile jilat ketulan2 trsbut tuk mrasa~!!

don't: uit, kjdhnya ko g jilat air dlm botol tu, baik ko g tonggang jek, bby ko, ko bg jek mnum titipn yg ko titiskn td, huh~!!

2nd: CONTAINING BABY~!!


DO: ha, cumel jek ank ko ko ltak dlm bby bet tu~!!

DON'T: ala2, comey nya mak dia msukkn ank dia dlm kandang natang tu~~~ WOOOIIII, kejadh hapeny ko g kurung ank ko dlm tu?? tujuan ko lahirkn bby tu mmg nk jdkn dia mknn exotik ke bile beso nnt, nk mask bby masak merah ke??? dem, kuarkn cpt!!!!

3rd: WALKING WITH BBY~!!


DO: Nice lg sweet dpt bapak cm ni, senag ati bby duk blakng tu~!!

DON'T: asal ko xsumbat skali kaki ank ko dlm tu, zip kemas2 bwk g jln2, kan senag, huh, biadab~!!

4th: STIMULATING BBY~!!


DO: Sgt cumel tgk tgn bby duk gapai2 nk capai mainn beliau yg pusing2 ats kpla~!!

DON'T: Pehal ko xletak jek tv tu ats kpala ank ko, pas tu psng cite lucah bnyk2, bpk n mak pn sile tdo sekatil ngn bby, lg mudh, bungukkk~!!

5th: HELPING BBY TEETH~!!


DO: ggt nk, ggt lagi, gusi dh gatal r tu, nk tumbuh gg ye, xpe nk, ggt ek~!!

DON'T: ha, bukn stkt ggt, sile teln skali ngn tali2 tu lg, kalo nk lg best, sile masak kasut tu mask lomak cili api, bru best kasi bby ko mkn.. "bladi-full"~!!

6th: DRYING BBY~!!


DO: bungkus kak, bungkus, jgn xbungkus, lap smpai brsih plahn2, comey jek bby tu tnpa seurat benag, cube kalo korg yg tnpa seurt benag, adakh korg kelihtn comey?? huhu~!!

DON'T: lm lg ke bang bby dlm tu?? bape jam lg nk spin n dry?? PALE HONTAK ko, ko ingt, bby tu duk pusing2 dlm tu, dia njoy ke hape, kuarkn cpt, dem~!!

7th: FEEDING BBY~!!


DO: sile bg bby tu minum susu dgn cara yg btul, kalo cm ank ko demnd, ko bg r ank ko air teh o ais limau ke, air milo ais tabur ke, carrot susu ke, atau kalo poket ko dh ghabak, ko bg mnum air mask kosong pn xpe, jgn bg btol kosong cz nnt prut bby kmbung cz duk sdut angin dlm btol~!!

DON'T: knp ko xbg jek ank ko mkn seko aym jek, kan senag, bunguks~!!

8th: INTRODUCING BBY TO PETS~!!


Cra DON'T tu mmg nmpk bijak lg brnas lg geliga n bulh wt cincin btu gelige.. bpk duk luar pn snyum jek tgk ank dia melmbai2 dr dlm ajk join msuk skali, wahhh, bhgiany~~~ woi mngkuk njis grad D, ko ingt ank ko melambai ko ke?? ank ko tu sdg bersabung nyawa duk dlm akuarium tu, satu lg bnde sngal lg lgsung xleh trima hakal~!!

9th: NURSING BBY~!!


wahai bapa yg pekasa brbulu dada kinting2, pe kah perasa nenen anda?? adkh perasa mocha blnded wif cream?? ermmm, sdp sgt, ptut r ko bg ank ko isap nenen ko... PAKKAAA (versi jpun, paka=bdoh)!!! sile bg wife ko sblm kaki ank ko masuk dlm molot ko~!!

10th: WASHING BBY~!!


Amboi kak, siram pkok bonzai ke?? dr cra siraman tu, nmpk kan gaya, mekar cra prtumbuhn bonzai akk tu, BOOOODDOOOHH~!!

11th: CLEARING BBY'S NOSE~!!


Ayak, besauny jr mama ko duk jolok2 idung ko?? sok2, bile bby tu dh beso, ko gk yg bnci tgk idung ank ko, beso mngalahkn lubag aircnd, jgn cube2 nk mnganiaya bby ko smpai cm tu skli, hampagas tol~!!

12th: CHANGING BBY'S DIAPER~!!


Ptut r mama ko pkai skirt bdk, snag upenye nk kemas kni ko, haish, nsb baik r mak ak smpurna hotak n akal pkirn~!!

13th: BONDING WIF BBY~!!


Korg agk2, mama bby ni bg minm air pe pd bby dia?? bukan main sakan lg duk gelak ngn ank dia cm meroyan jek.. tu msti tgh hupdate gosip tu, nsib ko r bdk, dpt mama sawn lg meroyan tu~!!

14th: FUN GAME WIF BBY~!!


ko mmg berniat baik tuk tajamkn mnda ank ko.. tp, sedr kah ko, ank ko tu, hnya nmpk buah cheese tu cm tenggiling gorng dh, nnt ko trkjut plak, pehal buah cheese ko sekejapan jek ilang smua, tlg cri idea lain tuk tjam kan mnda ank ko, burung puyuh punya papa~!!

15th: SHOPPING WIF BBY~!!


wah, baikny niat ko nk bwk ank ko knal dunai luar.. mntang2 skng tgh YES (Year End Sale), so ko pn dgn gebangny letak ank ko kt troli, knun2, ank ko duk kt playground r, xsalah kot kalo ko ltk ank ko elok2 dlm troli tmpt bby tu, yg ko cmpuh habis skali ank ko ngn brg2 ko tu wt natang hapenya, BODOHHHH~!!

16th: BUNDLING BBY~!!


ko ingt ikan bilis ke ank ko ko blh bungkus cm tu, cm pocong pn de dh ak tgk, sile bedung ank anda comey2, jgn smpai beliau dh beso nnt tmpo ko bile dia tau ko bungkus dia cm myt saat dia bby~!!

17th: CHOOSING A BBYSITTER~!!


Ayak, xsnggup ak suh mmt yg suh jln straight pn blh pusing 360', siap pegang btol lg, ngerik mak nox~!!

18th: BUCKLING UP BBY~!!


Tiada kato yg mmpu terungkap dr pic ni~!!

19th: CALMING BBY~!!


tpuk2 blkng bby ko dgn pnuh sft2 keibuan, bukn ko nk teng kn ank ko, ko g bg ayak khencing setan tu, ayak, sakit jntung, heart attck dh ak ni berasa~!!

20th: CHECKING BBY"S DIAPER~!!


Ckup r skdr ko trik skit diaper bby ko tuk check sm de beliau tlh kuarkn or blum sisa2 n lbhn2 mknn dlm bdn beliau, anda xprlu smpai nk duk gaul2 njis ank anda tuk pstikn n mng-sure-kn lg yg ank ko tu btul2 tlh mmbuang, haish, PENGOOOTTTOOORRRR~!!

21th: MAKING BBY SMILE~!!


Ayak, hgabak r molot ank ko gtu beb, ko inggt, mulut ank ko tu cm molot monkey d luffy ke??? bahlulLLLL (Monkey d luffy adlah wtk utama mrngkp hero cite anime fav ak = one piece)~!!

22th: LIFTING BBY~!!


Ayak, pengsan jap... gilakkkkk ke kooo mak budk wei, ko ingt, ko tu melahirkn zuriat patung ke, hikut sedp ko jek nk angkt bby ko angkat kpla jek???? sile bnuh dri ko sblm bby tu sepak ko sok2~!!

23th: EXERCISING BBY~!!


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 8 lg..ank ko dh mcm moskod tayar macheline dh, so ko xpyh nk trbitkn lg otot2 dia apath lg nk wt 6 pax tuk bby tu, stuuupppiiiddd~!!

24th: PLAYING WIF BBY~!!


Timang tinggi tinggi, smpi cucur atap, blum tumbuh gg, dh pandai baca kitap.. lmbung lg bro, lmbung tinggi2 lg, biar bocor atap umh ko, tinggi lg~!!

25th: MASSAGING BBY~!!


Bestny papa, lg ats skit papa, atas lg, pas ni, kt kaki plak ek, ala2 mnjeny papa ak ni urut ak.. SSSHHHHUUUTTTT UUUPPPPP, xde org massage bby gtu r, aduh2, sakit jntung, pengsan jp~!!

26th: WAKING BBY~!!


Kira suci lg r ni duk grkkn ank ko guna hon angin, aku dlu nk kejutkn adik ak ms dia bby, ak pancut muka dia dgn air nk iron bju tu, trsntak beliau sketika b4 ngis, llu ak ckp ngn mak ak yg adk ak dh bgun, wakakaka~!!

So shbt2 smua, sile plih jln btul, jgn plih jln itam~!!

2 comments:

wan noor adila said...

hahahahahahahahah... nampaknya yan dh x sabo nk dpt anak nih... cepat2 la kawin...

yan said...

ayak adila tu, entry ni buke tuk mnunjukkn yg yn ni xsaba nk ank skali gus nk nkh, yn cume pelik, bkpo pernt bby tu trgmk wt gtu ko nny ye wlupn hnya skdr pic, huhu~!!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Terbaikkk woookkkk~!!

Hellooo therreeee!!!! ari ni, td, pg td, ms sblum ak hupdate blog ni, sjenak td, ak de trbc (terbace ke or ko mmg sngaja bc???), entry minah yg super duper stylo (nk signnnn~~~), entry dia bout instruction how to care ur bby~!!

Oleh tu, ko, ko n ko, (ko yg tgh duk scroll mouse tu pn sm), sile bc entry ni dgn rs pnuh keinsafan.. knp ak pksa korg smua statik dpn lappy or pc smata2 tuk bace entry ak?? ye!! jwpnny cz lmbt or cpt, korg akn lalui gk smua ni, so lets check it out~!!

1st: TESTING BABY'S BOTTLE~!!


do: sile titipkn 3 or 4 ketul susu d prglangn tgn anda n sile jilat ketulan2 trsbut tuk mrasa~!!

don't: uit, kjdhnya ko g jilat air dlm botol tu, baik ko g tonggang jek, bby ko, ko bg jek mnum titipn yg ko titiskn td, huh~!!

2nd: CONTAINING BABY~!!


DO: ha, cumel jek ank ko ko ltak dlm bby bet tu~!!

DON'T: ala2, comey nya mak dia msukkn ank dia dlm kandang natang tu~~~ WOOOIIII, kejadh hapeny ko g kurung ank ko dlm tu?? tujuan ko lahirkn bby tu mmg nk jdkn dia mknn exotik ke bile beso nnt, nk mask bby masak merah ke??? dem, kuarkn cpt!!!!

3rd: WALKING WITH BBY~!!


DO: Nice lg sweet dpt bapak cm ni, senag ati bby duk blakng tu~!!

DON'T: asal ko xsumbat skali kaki ank ko dlm tu, zip kemas2 bwk g jln2, kan senag, huh, biadab~!!

4th: STIMULATING BBY~!!


DO: Sgt cumel tgk tgn bby duk gapai2 nk capai mainn beliau yg pusing2 ats kpla~!!

DON'T: Pehal ko xletak jek tv tu ats kpala ank ko, pas tu psng cite lucah bnyk2, bpk n mak pn sile tdo sekatil ngn bby, lg mudh, bungukkk~!!

5th: HELPING BBY TEETH~!!


DO: ggt nk, ggt lagi, gusi dh gatal r tu, nk tumbuh gg ye, xpe nk, ggt ek~!!

DON'T: ha, bukn stkt ggt, sile teln skali ngn tali2 tu lg, kalo nk lg best, sile masak kasut tu mask lomak cili api, bru best kasi bby ko mkn.. "bladi-full"~!!

6th: DRYING BBY~!!


DO: bungkus kak, bungkus, jgn xbungkus, lap smpai brsih plahn2, comey jek bby tu tnpa seurat benag, cube kalo korg yg tnpa seurt benag, adakh korg kelihtn comey?? huhu~!!

DON'T: lm lg ke bang bby dlm tu?? bape jam lg nk spin n dry?? PALE HONTAK ko, ko ingt, bby tu duk pusing2 dlm tu, dia njoy ke hape, kuarkn cpt, dem~!!

7th: FEEDING BBY~!!


DO: sile bg bby tu minum susu dgn cara yg btul, kalo cm ank ko demnd, ko bg r ank ko air teh o ais limau ke, air milo ais tabur ke, carrot susu ke, atau kalo poket ko dh ghabak, ko bg mnum air mask kosong pn xpe, jgn bg btol kosong cz nnt prut bby kmbung cz duk sdut angin dlm btol~!!

DON'T: knp ko xbg jek ank ko mkn seko aym jek, kan senag, bunguks~!!

8th: INTRODUCING BBY TO PETS~!!


Cra DON'T tu mmg nmpk bijak lg brnas lg geliga n bulh wt cincin btu gelige.. bpk duk luar pn snyum jek tgk ank dia melmbai2 dr dlm ajk join msuk skali, wahhh, bhgiany~~~ woi mngkuk njis grad D, ko ingt ank ko melambai ko ke?? ank ko tu sdg bersabung nyawa duk dlm akuarium tu, satu lg bnde sngal lg lgsung xleh trima hakal~!!

9th: NURSING BBY~!!


wahai bapa yg pekasa brbulu dada kinting2, pe kah perasa nenen anda?? adkh perasa mocha blnded wif cream?? ermmm, sdp sgt, ptut r ko bg ank ko isap nenen ko... PAKKAAA (versi jpun, paka=bdoh)!!! sile bg wife ko sblm kaki ank ko masuk dlm molot ko~!!

10th: WASHING BBY~!!


Amboi kak, siram pkok bonzai ke?? dr cra siraman tu, nmpk kan gaya, mekar cra prtumbuhn bonzai akk tu, BOOOODDOOOHH~!!

11th: CLEARING BBY'S NOSE~!!


Ayak, besauny jr mama ko duk jolok2 idung ko?? sok2, bile bby tu dh beso, ko gk yg bnci tgk idung ank ko, beso mngalahkn lubag aircnd, jgn cube2 nk mnganiaya bby ko smpai cm tu skli, hampagas tol~!!

12th: CHANGING BBY'S DIAPER~!!


Ptut r mama ko pkai skirt bdk, snag upenye nk kemas kni ko, haish, nsb baik r mak ak smpurna hotak n akal pkirn~!!

13th: BONDING WIF BBY~!!


Korg agk2, mama bby ni bg minm air pe pd bby dia?? bukan main sakan lg duk gelak ngn ank dia cm meroyan jek.. tu msti tgh hupdate gosip tu, nsib ko r bdk, dpt mama sawn lg meroyan tu~!!

14th: FUN GAME WIF BBY~!!


ko mmg berniat baik tuk tajamkn mnda ank ko.. tp, sedr kah ko, ank ko tu, hnya nmpk buah cheese tu cm tenggiling gorng dh, nnt ko trkjut plak, pehal buah cheese ko sekejapan jek ilang smua, tlg cri idea lain tuk tjam kan mnda ank ko, burung puyuh punya papa~!!

15th: SHOPPING WIF BBY~!!


wah, baikny niat ko nk bwk ank ko knal dunai luar.. mntang2 skng tgh YES (Year End Sale), so ko pn dgn gebangny letak ank ko kt troli, knun2, ank ko duk kt playground r, xsalah kot kalo ko ltk ank ko elok2 dlm troli tmpt bby tu, yg ko cmpuh habis skali ank ko ngn brg2 ko tu wt natang hapenya, BODOHHHH~!!

16th: BUNDLING BBY~!!


ko ingt ikan bilis ke ank ko ko blh bungkus cm tu, cm pocong pn de dh ak tgk, sile bedung ank anda comey2, jgn smpai beliau dh beso nnt tmpo ko bile dia tau ko bungkus dia cm myt saat dia bby~!!

17th: CHOOSING A BBYSITTER~!!


Ayak, xsnggup ak suh mmt yg suh jln straight pn blh pusing 360', siap pegang btol lg, ngerik mak nox~!!

18th: BUCKLING UP BBY~!!


Tiada kato yg mmpu terungkap dr pic ni~!!

19th: CALMING BBY~!!


tpuk2 blkng bby ko dgn pnuh sft2 keibuan, bukn ko nk teng kn ank ko, ko g bg ayak khencing setan tu, ayak, sakit jntung, heart attck dh ak ni berasa~!!

20th: CHECKING BBY"S DIAPER~!!


Ckup r skdr ko trik skit diaper bby ko tuk check sm de beliau tlh kuarkn or blum sisa2 n lbhn2 mknn dlm bdn beliau, anda xprlu smpai nk duk gaul2 njis ank anda tuk pstikn n mng-sure-kn lg yg ank ko tu btul2 tlh mmbuang, haish, PENGOOOTTTOOORRRR~!!

21th: MAKING BBY SMILE~!!


Ayak, hgabak r molot ank ko gtu beb, ko inggt, mulut ank ko tu cm molot monkey d luffy ke??? bahlulLLLL (Monkey d luffy adlah wtk utama mrngkp hero cite anime fav ak = one piece)~!!

22th: LIFTING BBY~!!


Ayak, pengsan jap... gilakkkkk ke kooo mak budk wei, ko ingt, ko tu melahirkn zuriat patung ke, hikut sedp ko jek nk angkt bby ko angkat kpla jek???? sile bnuh dri ko sblm bby tu sepak ko sok2~!!

23th: EXERCISING BBY~!!


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 8 lg..ank ko dh mcm moskod tayar macheline dh, so ko xpyh nk trbitkn lg otot2 dia apath lg nk wt 6 pax tuk bby tu, stuuupppiiiddd~!!

24th: PLAYING WIF BBY~!!


Timang tinggi tinggi, smpi cucur atap, blum tumbuh gg, dh pandai baca kitap.. lmbung lg bro, lmbung tinggi2 lg, biar bocor atap umh ko, tinggi lg~!!

25th: MASSAGING BBY~!!


Bestny papa, lg ats skit papa, atas lg, pas ni, kt kaki plak ek, ala2 mnjeny papa ak ni urut ak.. SSSHHHHUUUTTTT UUUPPPPP, xde org massage bby gtu r, aduh2, sakit jntung, pengsan jp~!!

26th: WAKING BBY~!!


Kira suci lg r ni duk grkkn ank ko guna hon angin, aku dlu nk kejutkn adik ak ms dia bby, ak pancut muka dia dgn air nk iron bju tu, trsntak beliau sketika b4 ngis, llu ak ckp ngn mak ak yg adk ak dh bgun, wakakaka~!!

So shbt2 smua, sile plih jln btul, jgn plih jln itam~!!

2 comments:

wan noor adila said...

hahahahahahahahah... nampaknya yan dh x sabo nk dpt anak nih... cepat2 la kawin...

yan said...

ayak adila tu, entry ni buke tuk mnunjukkn yg yn ni xsaba nk ank skali gus nk nkh, yn cume pelik, bkpo pernt bby tu trgmk wt gtu ko nny ye wlupn hnya skdr pic, huhu~!!